A truth universally acknowledged

melissaanelli:

I love the sentiment that everyone celebrated May 2. BUT THIS IS NOT HOW IT ENDED. THERE WAS NO SCRABBLE FOR THE ELDER WAND. This is important!

That drove me crazy!

queenofthequad:

Story of my life, for one particular girl. Our own, real-life Penelope (SNL).

campsmcm:

Courtesy of adrenalineforgingers

So true. So so true.

thetimeistudiedabroad:

(via cleverdeens)

Tony’s 30 Day Hunger Games Countdown: 1 Day. (SINGLE DIGITS!)

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emilyisbatmannow:

WHAT

(Source: iwantthemback, via acciomrdarcy)

texts-from-disney:

sassy-asexual-friend:

[gaston from beauty and the beast: it’s not right for women to read. soon she starts getting ideas and thinking.]

callmekitto:

notthehellyourwhales:

manafromheaven:

conspicuousshift:

manafromheaven:

liete:

superkianagalaxy:

#rick santorum

…okay, I laughed.

FHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No one’s slick as Santorum
Makes me sick as Santorum
No one’s skull’s as incredibly thick as Santorum’s

omg CONGRATS ON YOUR SONG AHHSDHHSJAFHJSDHFG HAHAHAHAHA

hah!

For there’s no man in town half as repressed
Misogynist, brutish, brains gone
You can ask any men’s airport bathroom
And they’ll tell you whose team he’d prefer to be on~

No one’s dim like Santorum
Bottled in like Santorum
No one’s vowed to lock all vagoos in like Santorum
As a specimen, yes, he’s nauseating
It’s the truth, what a douche, that Santorum!

All cry out, ”God, no!”
Pray to Jesus and Mary
That this Santorum clown
Won’t make it to the primaries

Probably never going to stop laughing at this. I love you, Tumblr, and your politics.

(Source: g3neral, via fictionbug)

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artemiscrocks:

• that moment when one of your friends starts reading/watching something you’re obsessed with
• and you turn into a total freak
• WHERE ARE YOU AT
• WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE
• DO YOU SHIP MY OTP
• DO YOU HATE CHARACTER X HE/SHE/IT IS A BITCH
• WHAT PART ARE YOU AT NOW
• DO YOU LOVE MY BABY
• TELL ME ALL YOUR THOUGHTS
• 

(Source: johnnystorm, via fictionbug)